glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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