And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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