Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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