In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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