i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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