pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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