Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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