Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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