8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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