We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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