covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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