i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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