fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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