I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
How does one acquire holy water?
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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