i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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