Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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