Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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