PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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