I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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