Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Just high enough for therapy.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
