Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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