Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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