But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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