Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
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