okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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