I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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