singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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