please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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