I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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