They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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