Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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