hotel room ftw
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Randomize
