what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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