Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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