Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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