We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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