my soul wont recognize me after tonight
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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