have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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