I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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