I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
How naked do you want me to be?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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