I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Randomize
