I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
