Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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