Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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