no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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