and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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