Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
Is it penis luge time yet?
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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