I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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