Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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