how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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