I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
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