Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
We are two peas in an std pod
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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