Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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