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(650): View more from California

i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.

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(718): View more from New York

all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over

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(708): View more from Illinois

I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."�

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(937): View more from Ohio

you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters

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(812): View more from Indiana

Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.

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(951): View more from California

I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level

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(519): View more from Ontario

Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Interlocking vagina powers go!!'

(252): View more from North Carolina

Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?

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